LOL! that’s no way to treat March of the Pigs! x)
Speaking of March of The Pigs. I am blasting that shit right now. *Slap it high bitches!*;D

JESUS FUCK WITH THE STAR WARS!!! >.<
Pixie is not giving me any “action” this weekend. LOL!

grrrrrrr

Android phone Adventures! (6am before work) ^_^
*Phone rings*
( Along these lines)
Me: Hey slut!!
Lupe: Is it Friday already?
Me: NO! haha -something something- (I don't remember exactly)
Lupe: God you're mean. I'm going to lay down, bye.
Me: NOOO!! wait! I want to ask you something!!
Lupe: ugh
Me: What's something all men have, some men have it short, some men have it long, and when he gets married his wife gets to have it?
Lupe: *hangs up*
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: It's LAST NAME, ya dirty minded BISHH.
HAHA!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Heart spam bitch!!

LMAO! Pixie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG.
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