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oldgamemags:

Got Puzzle Fighter on the brain?
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boldlygiffing:

Season 3 - Episode 18 “Allegiance”
Damn difficult doors

hardcore-vanilla:

Pigface - KMFPF 

Kill Motherfucking Pigface

posted 6 hours ago with 43 notes

Captain’s Log, Stardate 92182.02

After closing myself off and suppressing my feelings for quite some time (not really that long, like a week lel), this mommas boy has managed to put that all aside and once again establish an open dialogue with the super babe that currently occupies his heart. 

Wish me luck citizens of Earth. Captain out. 

posted 6 hours ago with 2 notes

theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

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